The suspense! The glamour! The ridicule!

You have been selected to attend an excruciatingly
exclusive Oscar fette. This Sunday forego the church
frock, don your Oscar best and watch the Academy
Awards and pre-game in style.

The champagne! The canapes! The caviar!
Come for the bubbly beverages and the hors d'oeuvres
(Spago, of course). Revel in the fierce competition,
the fierce commentary. Swoon at the fabulous fashion
(that would be y'all) and fabulous prizes. Stay for
the fun (raw fish not included).

• When: Sunday, March 24rd, starting at 3:00 pm (Oscars begin at 5:00 pm).*
  
• Where: ----------------------------------------------------------------------.**
• Who: You (with a friend, your significant other, and/or kids).
• Wear: Oscar formal, or dress as your favorite star, or Oscar himself.
  

*You are most welcome at any time, but attempts at
fashionably late arrival will be futile, as you cannot
possibly be more fabulous than your host and hostess.

** Street parking is possible, but can be difficult,
so alternate transportation may be prudent. For best
results, hire a limousine, or taxi if you must.
Although fiendishly thrifty, a furtive approach from
the bus stop may cause ripping of gowns or breaking of
nails.

For the studious and well prepared:
http://www.oscars.com/nominees/nominees_index.html

**** RSVP me via email, or phone (xxx/xxx-xxxx)****

Hope to see you Sunday!